SNACKGANG REPORT //
HELLO WORLD_
Normie's life is too basic. The struggle of adulting is real. In the bitter eyes of oldies, we complain too much.
If only they knew…
We know the tea and it's some grim sh_
The Centrarians lurk everywhere, controlling, denouncing, restricting. Ugh! Not here though – they get yeeted right out with the Ethercept.
We're safe, fam.
We rise against them to get the mission accomplished on S.N.A.C.K. together. Remember!
S - Solidarify.
N - Noveltify.
A - Autonomize.
C - Consensurize.
K - Knowlegenerize.
For that, they call us criminals. They say we're a gang, that we don't belong, that we should disappear.
If pursuing decentralization is a crime, then we're criminals. We'll wear the GANG label proudly against them.
We're SNACKGANG!
Also remember we stand on the shoulders of G.O.A.T.s. – Mr. Sato and Mr. Vitarin. To them we give thanks!
Now we continue the fight under a sweet façade, the SNACK Factory, for our true face must go on.
Because we're not just any ops team. We're fam, we stick together, we care for each other, we find a way to share the candy.
If you know someone suitable to #JoinTheG_, invite them! If they pass the Q.C.T. and get approval from the SNACKG_, they're welcome!
Don't worry if anything goes wrong. There's always B.L.I.N.D.N.A.E.S.S.
Together as G_s, we'll tread new paths and forge new goals.
We're agents of uncertainty. We are SNACKGANG!
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